I’ve been tagged by the Hank Moody of magical realism, the wondrous, intellectual, sexbeast Don Felipe (is that enough ass kissing for you, my little pretty?) to write six random things about me.
1. I’m a raucous drunk.
2. I used to kill rabbits with myxomatosis on the way home from school, until I misjudged a blow and made one scream (you do not want to hear a rabbit scream).
3. My favourite character in Twin Peaks is Albert Rosenfield, because of this quote:
“You listen to me. While I will admit to a certain cynicism, the fact is that I am a nay-sayer and hatchet man in the fight against violence. I pride myself in taking a punch and I’ll gladly take another, because I choose to live my life in the company of Gandhi and King. My concerns are global. I reject absolutely revenge, aggression, and retaliation. The foundation of such a method is love. I love you, Sheriff Truman.”
4. Princess Diana once scowled at me and then looked away. I was five. (Princess of Hearts, my arse.)
5. I know for certain that God has a sense of humour.
I am tagging Kel D.
Tagged and collared
Me and my mate used to rewind the video and play that quote over and over.
Thanks for the refresher.
gimme a minute: I loved Albert when he was just a shit-stirring, fight-starting forensics specialist, spitting out withering one-liners at hapless Harry Truman, but when he socked that one on us the hair rose up on the back of my neck and I fell in love forever.