My mother just informed me that she has been urinated on by a frog.
Picture by rcolonna; found on Flickr.
Apologies for the pig (frog) Latin.
In other news, I have just become aunt to a blue kitten. Congratulations Patroclus and Blue Cat! Miaow.
Salientia micturire

According to Nibus, the title of this post should be rana micturato.
Congrats on your new auntitude! There are many of us out here in blogland rejoicing at Blue Kitten’s arrival.
Did your mother say what she did to provoke this behavior? Or perhaps it is some bizarre pleasure ritual and you should have complained that she was, on the whole, giving you more information about her private life than you strictly needed…
I don’t enquire too closely these days; not since she started wiping the cat’s bottom for him.
Hmm. Maybe wiping feline bottoms is a family thing – guess P and Mr BC are getting used to it by now!
{snicker}
Whoops, sorry I confused you. I have two identities, primarily because Patroclus was bored of my knitting blog and suggested I have a ‘regular’ blog. The ironic thing is that only about two people read the ‘regular’ blog.