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… I have to remove another set of unnecessary quotation marks from a perfectly acceptable word used in a perfectly ordinary context the rivers of Hampshire will run red with the blood of [...]

Black books

I did the unthinkable today.

I gave away all my books.

These are books I have been collecting for around 15 years – they include my university textbooks, my collections of Scottish literature and philosophy classics, detective novels, autobiographies of popstars and politicians, guidebooks to countries I have visited and might conceivably still visit, self-help books, how-to [...]

Credit crunched

As of today I have just under a week left in my job. Next weekend I’ll be packing up all my stuff and doing the long drive back up Britain to the land of the haggis toastie and salt n’ sauce.

I’ve only been living in England for five and a half months, and it’s safe to [...]

Ways in which people screw up

Work is throwing some exciting things at me: I’ve been commissioned to write a report on the global market for online TEFL materials – right up my street, and it was very flattering to be called an expert on the subject. Then there is the possibility of working full time on some business English textbooks, or [...]

Safety nets

It’s not often that my heart goes out to workers in the City. Having mingled with them over the years in London, and watched some of their worst excesses, I can say that they are not a likely group of folk to be drawing my sympathy. However, my heart really does go out to all those [...]

Salientia micturire

My mother just informed me that she has been urinated on by a frog.

Picture by rcolonna; found on Flickr.

Apologies for the pig (frog) Latin.

In other news, I have just become aunt to a blue kitten. Congratulations Patroclus and Blue Cat! [...]

Plagiarism

An interview with writer James Frey in this morning’s Guardian has irked me somewhat; not because I think Frey deserved all the flak he received for fabricating parts of his memoir, A Million Little Pieces, but because there are other ‘writers’ out there getting away with far worse.

As far as I can make out, Frey’s worst [...]

Push-button publishing

This morning I didn’t have a logo or a website.

Now I have both.

Thanks to the lovely J for pointing me in the direction of Squarespace. Quite honestly, after using this site, I fail to understand why anyone would pay someone else to build their website. For all small businesses and sole traders this is an absolutely [...]

Things your mother never teaches you

I can’t believe I’ve managed to reach the age of thirty without anyone telling me what mensuration is.

Things your mother never [...]

Lesser-known Scottish Delights Part 1

The magnificent word ‘wow‘ is derived from the Scots ‘wow’.

Who knew?

But try saying it out loud in your best Glaswegian twang and you’ll soon see that it must be true.

Lesser-known Scottish Delights [...]